They're going to win the bloody thing, aren't they?

[Burney]

How would you be so intimately acquainted with b's physical characteristics unless you had embraced him, from behind, whilst firing one up his fundament? I assume these vile acts of sodomy take place behind the drawn curtains of his wánking shed?

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

[Pokster]

I can’t help but feel you’re being over-emotional and - dare I say it - a touch irrational about this, p.

I didn't make a pact with the devil

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

[Luis Anaconda]

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

At least it would shut them up

[Sir C]

At least it would shut them up

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

[Pokster]

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

Well, we all know you have done it before

[Sir C]

Well, we all know you have done it before

Your fantasies are no reflection of reality, p.

[Pokster]

Your fantasies are no reflection of reality, p.

pah, your alter ego gave away what you are really like, you like the love of a good man (and berni)

NTTAWWT

[Luis Anaconda]

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

I thought you'd be 100 per cent committed to the task in, er, mouth