Harry Kane has c*nted his ankle again

[PSRB]

One thing that struck me while watching him grimacing is just how fúcking weird-looking he is.

Seriously, I don't think anyone in English football has looked that weird since Jimmy Hill.

Schoolkids all over the country rubbing their chins and accusing their mates of lying to the call of "Harry reckon" or "Harreeeee"

[Burney]

Schoolkids all over the country rubbing their chins and accusing their mates of lying to the call of "Harry reckon" or "Harreeeee"

I'll bet kids don't even do that these days. For some reason, this makes me feel sad and old.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Surely he is the ugliest **** ever to have been born of a woman? That chin is outrageous."

I'm convinced the lower half of his face is a prosthetic held on with gauze
It would account for his funny voice

[Burney]

Sir C "Surely he is the ugliest **** ever to have been born of a woman? That chin is outrageous."

I'm convinced the lower half of his face is a prosthetic held on with gauze
It would account for his funny voice

I think he may be a Habsburg. I would be fascinated to watch him eat.

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[Sir C]

Sir C "Surely he is the ugliest **** ever to have been born of a woman? That chin is outrageous."

I'm convinced the lower half of his face is a prosthetic held on with gauze
It would account for his funny voice

I recently found out that my local hospital was founded to care for victims of facial wounds in the first world war. This information came to me when I stumbled across an exhibition of photographs of facial woulds

That is no way to spend a Sunday morning, I can tell you.

[Ash]

I think he may be a Habsburg.

There might be some Jerry Lee Lewis in there imo.

[Burney]

I recently found out that my local hospital was founded to care for victims of facial wounds in the first world war. This information came to me when I stumbled across an exhibition of photographs of facial woulds

That is no way to spend a Sunday morning, I can tell you.

In Sidcup? Oh, yes. Harold Gillies basically invented modern reconstructive plastic surgery there.

Having looked at the 'Before' pictures of his work, I've decided it's probably best not to get shot in the face.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Ash "There might be some Jerry Lee Lewis in there imo."

Goodness gracious!
That's him!