Betty Boothroyd (former speaker of the the House of Commons) and Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket) are a pair of dorty lezzas who've been frantically licking one another's tuppences for the last 20-odd years.
I'm struggling to process this and felt I should share my bemusement.
Pics?
Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless
Originally Posted by Burney
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Definitive proof here.Pics?
Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless
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Boothroyd: "No no Your majesty - we're simply too fat for a soixante-neuf - we just take turns."
Elizabeth R: "My word. I'll bet it sounds like a thirsty hound about its water bowl after a summer hunt"
Steady on, H. We're having mussels for dinner
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Green-lipped?Steady on, H. We're having mussels for dinner
DVD Reds, get with the programPics?
Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Throwing further weight to Mrs Bucket's private set-up, t'internet says Fat Pat is or was also involved
So too was Moira Stewart
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Also a fun fact: Last year Sajid Javid's brother committed suicide at the South Lodge Hotel in Horsham. This is also the hotel where I vomited the entire contents of a Tasting Menu with wine pairings about three years ago.
I'm not certain these two events are connected but it seems likely.
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