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Thread: Well here's a mind-blowing fact to take you into the weekend.

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    Well here's a mind-blowing fact to take you into the weekend.

    Betty Boothroyd (former speaker of the the House of Commons) and Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket) are a pair of dorty lezzas who've been frantically licking one another's tuppences for the last 20-odd years.

    I'm struggling to process this and felt I should share my bemusement.

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    Pics?

    Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless



    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Betty Boothroyd (former speaker of the the House of Commons) and Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket) are a pair of dorty lezzas who've been frantically licking one another's tuppences for the last 20-odd years.

    I'm struggling to process this and felt I should share my bemusement.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Pics?

    Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless
    Definitive proof here.

    gettyimages-831953940-1024x1024.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Boothroyd: "No no Your majesty - we're simply too fat for a soixante-neuf - we just take turns."

    Elizabeth R: "My word. I'll bet it sounds like a thirsty hound about its water bowl after a summer hunt"

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    Steady on, H. We're having mussels for dinner


    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Boothroyd: "No no Your majesty - we're simply too fat for a soixante-neuf - we just take turns."

    Elizabeth R: "My word. I'll bet it sounds like a thirsty hound about its water bowl after a summer hunt"
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Steady on, H. We're having mussels for dinner
    Green-lipped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Green-lipped?
    Keine Ahnung. I'm told it's a local delicacy where the wife is from.

    The best thing about it is dogs don't like it, so I'll get a decent feed for a change.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Pics?

    Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless
    DVD Reds, get with the program
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Keine Ahnung. I'm told it's a local delicacy where the wife is from.

    The best thing about it is dogs don't like it, so I'll get a decent feed for a change.

    Are you the runt of the litter?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    Throwing further weight to Mrs Bucket's private set-up, t'internet says Fat Pat is or was also involved

    So too was Moira Stewart
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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