I might buy a magnifying glass and use it on wine bottles
Struggling with wine label text
Can just about read the country of origin
It was all a bit of a struggle to start with, what with my possessing somewhat narrow eyes. After I had spent about an eye poking fingers in my eyes up to the elbow I became a little flustered and remarked to the charming young lady opthamologist, "I'm terribly sorry to make such a fuss, I seem to have rather slitty eyes" and she said, "Don't worry about it, you're not the only one" and of course she was chinese, wasn't she, and I wanted to die, didn't eye?
She was cute, too.
I might buy a magnifying glass and use it on wine bottles
Struggling with wine label text
Can just about read the country of origin
10 characters? Pile of cund.