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Thread: Surely our only option now is to reject this parliament of anti-democratic traitors

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    Surely our only option now is to reject this parliament of anti-democratic traitors

    and consign the Labour and Conservative parties to history?

    It is time for a cleansing flood to sweep through the corridors of power and expunge the filth left by generations of troughers.

    Yes. Let's get the Donald in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and consign the Labour and Conservative parties to history?

    It is time for a cleansing flood to sweep through the corridors of power and expunge the filth left by generations of troughers.

    Yes. Let's get the Donald in!
    Caution old friend. The Donald, in addition to a tragic comb-over has tiny hands which means he has a tiny winkie. Tiny winkied dictators always end up murdering millions of their fellow men in a quest to rid the world of men whose winkie may be bigger than theirs.

    Comrade Jez has a chopper the size of a baseball bat. How else could he have kept Comrade Diane happy :racistcomment:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Caution old friend. The Donald, in addition to a tragic comb-over has tiny hands which means he has a tiny winkie. Tiny winkied dictators always end up murdering millions of their fellow men in a quest to rid the world of men whose winkie may be bigger than theirs.

    Comrade Jez has a chopper the size of a baseball bat. How else could he have kept Comrade Diane happy :racistcomment:
    Consider the state of Diane's clungepiece after 6 days on the back of Grandpa Semtex's motorbike with only East German washing facilities available.

    Much as I detest the fellow, I have to hand it to him. He must be possessed of a strong stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Consider the state of Diane's clungepiece after 6 days on the back of Grandpa Semtex's motorbike with only East German washing facilities available.

    Much as I detest the fellow, I have to hand it to him. He must be possessed of a strong stomach.
    Oh Christ Yes. Imagine the ripe and fetid pungency of her fraumilch after nearly a week of fermenting!

    Back in 5

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    The other day the Guardian published an article written by a female professional cyclist all about how cycling has ruined her vulva.

    At one point in the article she referred to it as her “foof” 🙁

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Consider the state of Diane's clungepiece after 6 days on the back of Grandpa Semtex's motorbike with only East German washing facilities available.

    Much as I detest the fellow, I have to hand it to him. He must be possessed of a strong stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and consign the Labour and Conservative parties to history?

    It is time for a cleansing flood to sweep through the corridors of power and expunge the filth left by generations of troughers.

    Yes. Let's get the Donald in!
    The DUP annoy me. Bunch of ********s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The other day the Guardian published an article written by a female professional cyclist all about how cycling has ruined her vulva.

    At one point in the article she referred to it as her “foof” 🙁
    It's from the french vernacular foufoune - their equivalent of fanny but not as raucous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    The DUP annoy me. Bunch of ********s.
    To be fair, they’ve been entirely consistent throughout. I respect them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be fair, they’ve been entirely consistent throughout. I respect them.
    Huns, mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Huns, mind.
    Still the enemy of your enemy though.

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