Have you ever had one of those hangovers that seem wholly disproportionate to your

[Sir C]

Well, as I’m not working today, I thought I’d push the boat out and have a bottle and a half rather than my customary bottle. But it’s only a 12 per center, so why am I now sitting in a pub two thirds of the way through my second pint still feeling rough? Hmmm?

There is no reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps you have turned a little to the gay side.