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Thread: Have you ever had one of those hangovers that seem wholly disproportionate to your

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    Have you ever had one of those hangovers that seem wholly disproportionate to your

    alcohol consumption the previous night?

    That, basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    alcohol consumption the previous night?

    That, basically.
    Wht was the extent of your consumption then?

    Oddly, I awoke at 4 a.m. with the banging head and the dry mouth, but it had gone by 6. I'd only drank a bottle of porter and one of wine. Possibly one and a half of wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    alcohol consumption the previous night?

    That, basically.
    Yes, and I eventually realised it was because I had become really f*cking

    That or your consumption was so significant that you were incapable of realising how significant it really was, Burnley.

    What say you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Wht was the extent of your consumption then?

    Oddly, I awoke at 4 a.m. with the banging head and the dry mouth, but it had gone by 6. I'd only drank a bottle of porter and one of wine. Possibly one and a half of wine.
    Well, as I’m not working today, I thought I’d push the boat out and have a bottle and a half rather than my customary bottle. But it’s only a 12 per center, so why am I now sitting in a pub two thirds of the way through my second pint still feeling rough? Hmmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    alcohol consumption the previous night?

    That, basically.
    Yes. Every time I drink three pints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    alcohol consumption the previous night?

    That, basically.
    Yes. Every time I drink three pints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well, as I’m not working today, I thought I’d push the boat out and have a bottle and a half rather than my customary bottle. But it’s only a 12 per center, so why am I now sitting in a pub two thirds of the way through my second pint still feeling rough? Hmmm?
    There is no reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps you have turned a little to the gay side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There is no reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps you have turned a little to the gay side.
    I don’t think I’ve started fancying men

    Perhaps it was all that talk of raping Monty’s eyeless skull yesterday that did it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes. Every time I drink three pints
    Yes, but that’s your Semitic inheritance, innit? No-one would expect a Jew to be able to take his drink, whereas I am of hardy Northern European stock and can normally shrug off quantities that would kill the likes of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes. Every time I drink three pints
    Ah, there you are. I wouldn't wish to upset you, but several people here spent yesterday afternoon fantasising about eviscerating you with a rusty nail.

    They pretend to be your friend but secretly they all want you to be tortured to death.

    Let's meet up and talk about it. At a disused barn down a dark lane. I will bring power tools and pliers.

    You just bring yourself, your internal organs and your blood.

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