Here's what you want.

[Burney]

It's good. I told you it's good. Why would you deny my life experience?

Why would we want to go back to an age where men were men and women women? I mean, life has moved on so it's obviously better that the mentally ill make rules about how you address them, right?

I've used a safety razor before, pal. Indeed, I learned to shave using one. It required patience, time and a steady hand - three things I simply no longer have.

While we're at it, why not go back to double declutching, drum brakes and manual choke?