Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal

[Burney]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel

Hmmm. That seems a bit gay, though.

I'm happy with them just being stamped on until they resemble a Brussels paté.

[Sir C]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel

Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?

[Burney]

Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?

Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me.

Actually, we could sledgehammer his nuts.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?"


C, I'm repulsed.
That's disgusting !


No problem with the chainsaw usage and subsequent laughter to accompany his prolonged haemorrhaging though.

[Burney]

Sir C "Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?"


C, I'm repulsed.
That's disgusting !


No problem with the chainsaw usage and subsequent laughter to accompany his prolonged haemorrhaging though.

I don't really see what the point of fúcking his corpse would be. Much better to do it while he's still alive, surely?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me."



A cigar cutter would maintain the correct aspect ratio

[Sir C]

I don't really see what the point of fúcking his corpse would be. Much better to do it while he's still alive, surely?

I’m not ****ing him while he’s alive. That would be weird.

[eastgermanautos]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

Easy there, wifebeater. I am coming to your shores (thought it was Sydney but now it looks like it's Europe). Therefore, there's a new sheriff in Londontown and I will be determining which of you is all right, and which of you must be shot down like dogs.

[Burney]

I’m not ****ing him while he’s alive. That would be weird.

How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?

Oi!! - raping the bleeding sockets of freshly plucked eyeballs is my thing!