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Thread: Last week when the wife was away, I dined one evening on egg, beans and chips.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I've just looked them up. 4 FOR £2.50!

    Imagine the sheer nastiness of the ingredients required for them to be that cheap!
    held together with rusk, no doubt
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My one concern, and it is a very real concern, is the singular nature of this 'egg'.

    Please be kind enough to ensure me that you did not prepare yourself a mesal featuring one egg?
    Oh, no. Rest assured that I am using 'egg' in the same plural sense as 'egg and chips' or 'ham, egg and chips'.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.
    I keep telling y'all this but no no no, it has to be yer phyne dyening with its fancy stepovers and filcks.

    I make a point of having this once a week in a caff at the top of Shaftsbury Ave.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    held together with rusk, no doubt
    To soak up some of the fat.

    It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.


  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To soak up some of the fat.

    It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.

    you fúcking, meaty hero!
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you fúcking, meaty hero!
    I keep having near-hysterics listening to those on the M25.

    Bob Mortimer is a genius.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I keep telling y'all this but no no no, it has to be yer phyne dyening with its fancy stepovers and filcks.

    I make a point of having this once a week in a caff at the top of Shaftsbury Ave.
    Oh, I couldn't have it that often. It would lose its dirty appeal.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I keep having near-hysterics listening to those on the M25.

    Bob Mortimer is a genius.
    I must admit, I was crying whilst driving listening to that one for the first time...
    :brasshand:
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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