I suddenly have more money than I know what to do with....Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I suddenly have more money than I know what to do with....
So the estranged Ex has gained an income which need not be spent on grub but independence
That IS good news
Buy her a nice tent and that's the accommodation problem sorted
10 characters? Pile of cund.
To be fair, I didnt think she would make it this far. I dread to think what state the house is in but the fact that she actually bothered to go and get a job is quite impressive.
I get a variety of voicemails ranging between outright death threats to begging me to come back, with 'let's be friends' thrown in every now and then for balance. Lets be friends basically means can you comeback and do loads of things for me and give me some money.
On his olfactory organ
Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.
Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday
Sir C "Last night I was preparing to roast a chicken and decided that it smelt off. The glw sniffed it and confirmed that it just smelt of meat.
Who knew meat had a smell? I didn't, until yesterday "
It's like the blind having their sight restored
I don't suppose reacquaintance with the smell of fresh faeces brought quite the same level of emotional outpouring
Well, I wasn't going to mention it, but yes, the good, earthy aroma of an Englishman's dung did bring a smile to my face.
Wait til you go down on Berni's mum again - you'll want those growths re-instated
Did they find a lighter lodged up there since 1979 by any chance?
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