From reddit

Imagine a F@rt rumbling through those cheeks, could cause an earthquake.

And

i sat opposite her on a flight a few years back and she's not the same woman, at the time i remember thinking she was a bit plain and wrinkly but ok looking, just a normal 40 something

she's transformed herself into some @rse wielding baboon with giant fun bags and hair extensions tarzan could swing through

...

The 2nd one is from someone I know quite well so happy to trust his opinion lol