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Thread: Oi Bignose!

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    In 2004 I made a solemn vow never to enter the USA ever again.

    I have remained true to my word.
    Out of interest, what did the rebels do to you in 2004 that brought this on, Charles?

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Out of interest, what did the rebels do to you in 2004 that brought this on, Charles?
    They just broke me with Americanness. It was always going to happen eventually.

    I flew into Miami on a business trip. Queued for Christ knows how long to be grunted up by a pig in uniform at immigration. Stayed at The Shore Club and drank at Delanos. Vacuous morons all around me. Ate some deeply offensive rubbish. Most things flavoured mainly with sugar. Fúcked off to Costa Rica for a holiday. Beautiful country, full of ignorant vacuous Yanks. Had to fly home via Miami. Going through Miami airport in transit? You still get to enjoy the 4 hour passport queue and be treated like an enemy of the state.

    ****s.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    "Toilets decorated with pornography; owner rude

    "....While we waited for him, we noticed on the wall in the main restaurant a drawing of a rape scene! He tried to laugh it off saying many people got the wrong impression about that picture and it was actually two wrestlers "
    Don't remember that. And besides, how can you tell it's rape from a still image?

    Anyway, this one's above the urinals.

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  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They just broke me with Americanness. It was always going to happen eventually.

    I flew into Miami on a business trip. Queued for Christ knows how long to be grunted up by a pig in uniform at immigration. Stayed at The Shore Club and drank at Delanos. Vacuous morons all around me. Ate some deeply offensive rubbish. Most things flavoured mainly with sugar. Fúcked off to Costa Rica for a holiday. Beautiful country, full of ignorant vacuous Yanks. Had to fly home via Miami. Going through Miami airport in transit? You still get to enjoy the 4 hour passport queue and be treated like an enemy of the state.

    ****s.
    I have to say, the almost entirely automated process at Dallas Fort Worth worked very well and I was through it in ten minutes. The only interaction was with a very polite, but flustered homosexual in a wig who showed you how to use the machines (he reminded me of the hotel receptionist in Spinal Tap - 'I'm just as god made me, sir!' )

    Mind you, I still had to go to the desk of some immigration neanderthal who gestured at me without speaking a word (despite the fact I'd made it clear I spoke better English than him) before letting me in.

    Cùnts.

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