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Thread: Oi Bignose!

  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by AFC East View Post
    I salute you. Far beyond my tolerance for cooking, but not eating.

    I assume you visit the Southern States and enjoy the rather delicious treatment of meat.
    In 2004 I made a solemn vow never to enter the USA ever again.

    I have remained true to my word.

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is that ridiculously good sushi place still there?
    Yes. But sushi is a lunchtime dish and they only do take away at lunchtime. So fúck them.

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's just sort of... good. You know. Imagine you've been using a Weber Kettle for years. It's a fine barbecue. It's the Alan Smith of barbecues. One day you get to play with a Kamado Joe, and you realise you're cooking with Dennis Bergkamp. That's the difference.
    Trouble with a Komodo is that people buy them when they're small and cute without realising they can grow to 9ft. And they are not children friendly!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    You only rise then as you need a p1ss imho
    I get up at about 5:30 every day for a píss, and I'm wide awake so I don't go back to bed. I've finished my run, showered, dressed and breakfasted by 6:30. Then I sit around scratching my arse until 9.

    It's all fúcked up.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They did when I was last there, although that was probably 4 or 5 years ago now.

    There's a new chinee in Orpington just round the corner from your old house. I think it was a chinee before. Noodle House or something? Now it'sd called Parkside and it serves the best chinese food I've had outside the west end. Better than Xian.

    That information is of precisely no use to you whatsoever, is it?
    Not really, no.

    I found another restaurant with hardcore pornography in the lavatories, actually. It's called Sorastro's in Covent Garden. It's not terribly good, but it does have filth in the bogs.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I get up at about 5:30 every day for a píss, and I'm wide awake so I don't go back to bed. I've finished my run, showered, dressed and breakfasted by 6:30. Then I sit around scratching my arse until 9.

    It's all fúcked up.
    My bowels tend to be what wake me up rather than my bladder.

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    Moved back over closer to my parents when we had the kids and to be able to buy an actual house with an actual garden rather than a shoebox in Putney.
    I had my second-most-expensive-breakfast-in-London in Putney a few years ago. Only Knightsbridge was more. I bet you miss all the braying hoorays mucking about in boats.

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My bowels tend to be what wake me up rather than my bladder.
    It is important to start the day with a good emptier, in my opinion. Sets one up nicely.

  9. #39
    "Toilets decorated with pornography; owner rude

    "....While we waited for him, we noticed on the wall in the main restaurant a drawing of a rape scene! He tried to laugh it off saying many people got the wrong impression about that picture and it was actually two wrestlers "
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I had my second-most-expensive-breakfast-in-London in Putney a few years ago. Only Knightsbridge was more. I bet you miss all the braying hoorays mucking about in boats.
    I felt quite relaxed comfortable and at home there. I mean I dreaded anybody asking anything remotely touching on the heritage of my blood line, but apart from that, I felt like I was one of them for the most part.

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