Genuine question. If No Deal Brexit, do I have any right to stay in France after the

[Sir C]

29th of March?

I was gonna come back next week but an old friend wants me to help her move tat on the 28th, so was looking for a flight* on the 30th.

Could the Frogs refuse to let me leave and nick me?

Gonna have to get a flight cos French customs on a work to rule at Eurostar and Calais to show Macron that in the event of no deal, they will need lots more customs officers and massive pay rises.

Got stuck in the general strike in '95 here so I know what these union types can do.

Anyway, can I book my ticket or should I make it a day earlier?

*Generally get the coach for a tenner nowadays as the money saved pays for foie gras or a decent bottle of claret. But don't fancy 6 hours queuing at Calais, thank you very much.

Don't worry about it g. It's not going to happen. We won't leave the EU on 29th March. I doubt we'll ever leave the EU; certainly not in any meaningful sense.

Nothing is going to happen which might interfere with the likes of La Toynbee getting to her Tuscan villa. The Bien Pensants simply won't have it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Don't worry about it g. It's not going to happen. We won't leave the EU on 29th March. I doubt we'll ever leave the EU; certainly not in any meaningful sense.

Nothing is going to happen which might interfere with the likes of La Toynbee getting to her Tuscan villa. The Bien Pensants simply won't have it.

Oh do stop crying like a baby all the time will you.

[Sir C]

Oh do stop crying like a baby all the time will you.

I'm not crying, h. But neither am I wrong.

[Ash]

I'm not crying, h. But neither am I wrong.

Damn! I had a fiver on a jobbee comeback.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Damn! I had a fiver on a jobbee comeback.

I am a little disappointed too a.

[Sir C]

Damn! I had a fiver on a jobbee comeback.

I never bandy jobbies willy billy, a.