Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.

[Sir C]

Very. However after having watched that I came away with the view that if I wanted a night on the lagers and a laugh, Razor would be at the top of the list from that lot.

Merse would be your man, surely? You'd get 20 pints of lager, bet the mortgage on two flies walking up a wall and several grams of gak before Merse collapsed into floods of tears and indulged in a nervy b in the gutter. What a night out!

[WES]

Merse would be your man, surely? You'd get 20 pints of lager, bet the mortgage on two flies walking up a wall and several grams of gak before Merse collapsed into floods of tears and indulged in a nervy b in the gutter. What a night out!

well, yes, if I wanted to feel better about myself Merse would be the obvious choice.

Razor - utter c*nt that he was on the pitch (especially to Patrick) - came across as the life of the party off of it, I thought.

Seaman's not done badly in the fit bird stakes. Must have been losing the ponytail.