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Thread: The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge,

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    The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge,

    I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

    I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

    I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?
    You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

    I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

    I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner
    Was this the new A.Wong or the original?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Was this the new A.Wong or the original?
    The wrong Wong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The wrong Wong?
    The new one is total ****, so I'm assuming Charlie whiled away his afternoon up to his tits in wonderful gloop at the fabulous original.

    Proof, also, that two Wongs don't make a Wight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

    I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner
    My cat loves spicy food. He's difficult to keep away from a curry. If it has a deleterious effect on his bowels, we are at least spared the evidence.

    He's mad for doner meat, though. This is problematic, since it's my favourite bit, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Was this the new A.Wong or the original?
    The original. 5 hours of the world's finest dim sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

    I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?
    Absolutely.

    go on...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    I can't wait to have a real dinner

    microwave meals are the highlight of my day for the next week or so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    The new one is total ****, so I'm assuming Charlie whiled away his afternoon up to his tits in wonderful gloop at the fabulous original.

    Proof, also, that two Wongs don't make a Wight.
    Is it? Is it really? How disappointing. I thought Andrew could do no wong.

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