The article says he's a Chelski striker but I've never heard of him.

He's slagging off Auba for the mask. Look, I hate American superheroes as much as anyone, but if it makes our star striker happy after his two goals and an assist have won us a major comeback to the next round, he can do wtf he likes, in my book.

He could pull up his top to reveal a "Vote Modi, nuke Tibet" tee-shirt and I'd find a way to forgive him.

Yes, the yellow card's annoying. But if he goes on one of his scoring streaks where he gets a goal or assist every game for the rest of the reason, I couldn't care less.

So who is this Cundy? I thought he interviewed the Pistols on telly and got sacked.