Out of interest, who the fück is Jason Cundy?

[Luis Anaconda]

Did he ever win f¨ck all?

He's played for the two shîtest team in London and complains about the Arsenal forward who was fastest to 50 goals ever.*

*I don't know whether this was PL era. The commentator didn't say so, but you know these cünts all think footie started in '92.

I'm sure LA can tell us how long Ted Drake or Cliff Bastin took. But anyway, how many goals did thins Jason Cünty ever score? I shall look.

Well Ted Drake scored 44 in his first full season having joined in March the season before. Since Auba isn't anywhere near 50 goals (he has 32 in total). I am going to wager that Ted was quicker

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Well Ted Drake scored 44 in his first full season having joined in March the season before. Since Auba isn't anywhere near 50 goals (he has 32 in total). I am going to wager that Ted was quicker

You're right. I think it was most goals in his first 50 games. So it must be Drake. I'm sure my dad said it was 42 goals in 42 games but whatever. Even if he didn't score in any of the 8 games the season before, he'd be way above Auba's 32.

Still love Auba, though. Though my dad said some lad called James was even better than Drake and Bastin.

[Ash]

Though my dad said some lad called James was even better than Drake and Bastin.

My grandad used to rate Alex James above everybody- and he was a West Ham fan.