So when the campaign for the second referendum is afoot do you suppose the likes of

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Well we know the answer to that one, a, don't we? And in general, to be fair, the system we have is preferable to mob rule. As a matter of course we elect representatives with, we hope, big brains, to sit together and make difficult decisions for us, and this works out pretty well.

When it comes to a specific question asked by referendum, however, the ****s should just do as we've told them. But they won't.

Get yourself a hi-vis vest and meet me at the barricade.

We now know the Brexit options aren't as promised, C. No deal was never an option in 2016 and neither was anything that looked like May's deal. The ERG says all Vote Leave groups want them to reject the deal as it isn't what they wanted.

So now we know what the options are - Remain, No deal and May's deal, why not find out by AV or a 2nd round run off?

If the majority still wat to leave then we will. And we'll have a mandate for whichever course the demos chooses.

[Sir C]

We now know the Brexit options aren't as promised, C. No deal was never an option in 2016 and neither was anything that looked like May's deal. The ERG says all Vote Leave groups want them to reject the deal as it isn't what they wanted.

So now we know what the options are - Remain, No deal and May's deal, why not find out by AV or a 2nd round run off?

If the majority still wat to leave then we will. And we'll have a mandate for whichever course the demos chooses.

G. I said the day after the referendum that our masters would not allow us to leave the EU. I have no idea what will happen next, b, but I can tell you now that they will keep fudging it until it goes away.

Relax. We're not leaving.

I suspect, though, that many people are going to be surprised by the depth of anger this will arouse - and personally, as someone who was neither a firm Brexiteer or Remainer and was pretty ambivalent about the whole thing, I'm fúcking furious and look forward to chucking a few petrol bombs around.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm fúcking furious and look forward to chucking a few petrol bombs around.

The only thing you'll be chucking around is a bit of invective from the safety of your keyboard.

[Sir C]

The only thing you'll be chucking around is a bit of invective from the safety of your keyboard.

I am extremely disgruntled with our elected representatives.

You have no idea what I am capable of when riled. I might, for example, píss myself.