Can someone explain to me exactly why 'no deal' has been removed for good?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The Ayes have it! The Ayes have it!

Lock up!!
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[Rich]

So Ash - you're clearly a politically astute chap so 'splain me this. Why does this speaker bloke, practically a convicted rapist by all accounts, insist on bellowing out the result of a vote we have all managed to hear perfectly well just two seconds before?

Strikes me as a bit of a garrulous arse.

Would you rather a face with no ayes or noes?

[Rich]

If the Italians prevented this sabotage, I'd buy them all a prosecco.

You mean if they block an extension? Don’t all the EU puppets have to do what Tusk tells them to?