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Thread: Stephen Hawking's nurse struck off for failing to provide him with 'care he deserved'

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    Stephen Hawking's nurse struck off for failing to provide him with 'care he deserved'

    You'd like to think she at least w@nked the poor chap off now and again, wouldn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You'd like to think she at least w@nked the poor chap off now and again, wouldn't you?
    Strange disciplinary hearing notes ...
    https://www.nmc.org.uk/globalassets/...5-20190312.pdf

    the charges have not been made public either...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Strange disciplinary hearing notes ...
    https://www.nmc.org.uk/globalassets/...5-20190312.pdf

    the charges have not been made public either...
    Hmmm. Maybe she was w@nking him off, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You'd like to think she at least w@nked the poor chap off now and again, wouldn't you?

    Didn't he marry his nurse....his 2nd wife?

    I'd be surprised if she was not doing more than just w@nking him off now and again?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    Didn't he marry his nurse....his 2nd wife?

    I'd be surprised if she was not doing more than just w@nking him off now and again?
    I don't think that was this one. This one looks like Diane Abbott.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I don't think that was this one. This one looks like Diane Abbott.

    Poor woman.
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    I’m not sure there’d be sufficient wriggle room in that chair tbf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You'd like to think she at least w@nked the poor chap off now and again, wouldn't you?
    Not convinced SH could have achieved the necessary state in order for that to happen? If a chap can't use his muscles in any way surely he can't achieve that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Not convinced SH could have achieved the necessary state in order for that to happen? If a chap can't use his muscles in any way surely he can't achieve that?
    The peněs is not a muscle, WES. Erections are an involuntary reflex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The peněs is not a muscle, WES. Erections are an involuntary reflex.
    But in order to ejaculate there has to be some muscle movement of some kind, a sort of clenching?

    Unless it just sort of dribbles out involuntarily.

    I'm feeling ill now.

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