I have, to date, said nothing derogatory about Unai Emery.

[Ash]

My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.

Whereas Arsene's impersonations of wasps and mosquitos were no problem. #whatabout

[IUFG]

Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?

You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.

I have no hair, a. The sun and my pate are not on speaking terms

[Burney]

Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?

You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.

To be fair, Keats was tubercular.

[Sir C]

Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?

You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.

TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."

[IUFG]

TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."

No discussion required, obv.

[Burney]

My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.

There's just something very unsatisfactory about the way he looks overall.

And that's before I address his grasp of English.

[Burney]

TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."

I suppose pneumonia would still have got him in the end as his lungs filled with matter and basically drowned him.

[IUFG]

There's just something very unsatisfactory about the way he looks overall.

And that's before I address his grasp of English.

are you suggesting he ain't sartorially sound, b?

[Burney]

No discussion required, obv.

Why? He was easily the best of the Romantic poets - despite the snobbish sneering of his more socially elevated contemporaries like Byron (a doggerel-peddling prick) and Shelley (good in parts).

The 'Cockney Poet' was their superior by miles. And they knew it. Arseholes.

[IUFG]

Why? He was easily the best of the Romantic poets - despite the snobbish sneering of his more socially elevated peers like Byron (a doggerel-peddling prick) and Shelley (good in parts).

The 'Cockney Poet' was their superior by miles. And they knew it. Arseholes.

Poetry innit, b.

I mean, not really the stuff for 'real blokes', is it?

I can see why snowflakes, the emasculated and (ex)public schoolboys might like it, but not for me, Clive.