We've all been there...

[Burney]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...her?CMP=twt_gu

My favourite thing is that the agony aunt has even said to walk away. That lot normally say everything can be fixed with honestly, openness, blah, blah, blah. Not here, though. Here, she's just gone 'Nah. Too messed up. Abort!'

[IUFG]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...her?CMP=twt_gu

My favourite thing is that the agony aunt has even said to walk away. That lot normally say everything can be fixed with honestly, openness, blah, blah, blah. Not here, though. Here, she's just gone 'Nah. Too messed up. Abort!'

Of all the arse in all the world...he shagged her dad's.

what are the chances of that, eh?

The least he could do was to have a go on the mum first. Complete the set, so to speak.

[Sir C]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...her?CMP=twt_gu

My favourite thing is that the agony aunt has even said to walk away. That lot normally say everything can be fixed with honestly, openness, blah, blah, blah. Not here, though. Here, she's just gone 'Nah. Too messed up. Abort!'

Who would have thought that casual buggery would have its downsides?

Come, friendly asteroid of death...

[PSRB]

Who would have thought that casual buggery would have its downsides?

Come, friendly asteroid of death...

Gone arse over tit

[Burney]

Who would have thought that casual buggery would have its downsides?

Come, friendly asteroid of death...

I was just thinking: would it be salvageable if he'd fvcked her mum instead?

How much of the problem here is that the bloke is obviously at least 50% completely gay?

[Sir C]

I was just thinking: would it be salvageable if he'd fvcked her mum instead?

How much of the problem here is that the bloke is obviously at least 50% completely gay?

I don't want to think about it. It's... grubby.

[Burney]

I don't want to think about it. It's... grubby.

Yes. And she could never look at his cock again without wondering where it had been.

Or his mouth for that matter.