From the Sporting Life’s preview of tomorrow’s Champion Hurdle:

It’s been well documented she (Apples’s Jade) was ‘in season’ (racing term for monthly you know what) at Cheltenham last year, when underperforming in the Mares’ Hurdle, but trainer Gordon Elliott reckons he can control such things better now he knows her cycle and, if she arrives in the form she's been in all campaign, she’s going to be incredibly tough to beat.

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Now I’m lost...women can control when they have their periods????

What the f••k man!!!

Jesus fkin Christ

Knew it....fkin knew it....all an act.

Well done Gordon Elliot for exposing the scam!