Monthly Cycles

[Tony C]

From the Sporting Life’s preview of tomorrow’s Champion Hurdle:

It’s been well documented she (Apples’s Jade) was ‘in season’ (racing term for monthly you know what) at Cheltenham last year, when underperforming in the Mares’ Hurdle, but trainer Gordon Elliott reckons he can control such things better now he knows her cycle and, if she arrives in the form she's been in all campaign, she’s going to be incredibly tough to beat.

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Now I’m lost...women can control when they have their periods????

What the f••k man!!!

Jesus fkin Christ

Knew it....fkin knew it....all an act.

Well done Gordon Elliot for exposing the scam!

[PSRB]

From the Sporting Life’s preview of tomorrow’s Champion Hurdle:

It’s been well documented she (Apples’s Jade) was ‘in season’ (racing term for monthly you know what) at Cheltenham last year, when underperforming in the Mares’ Hurdle, but trainer Gordon Elliott reckons he can control such things better now he knows her cycle and, if she arrives in the form she's been in all campaign, she’s going to be incredibly tough to beat.

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Now I’m lost...women can control when they have their periods????

What the f••k man!!!

Jesus fkin Christ

Knew it....fkin knew it....all an act.

Well done Gordon Elliot for exposing the scam!

Tips please

[Sir C]

From the Sporting Life’s preview of tomorrow’s Champion Hurdle:

It’s been well documented she (Apples’s Jade) was ‘in season’ (racing term for monthly you know what) at Cheltenham last year, when underperforming in the Mares’ Hurdle, but trainer Gordon Elliott reckons he can control such things better now he knows her cycle and, if she arrives in the form she's been in all campaign, she’s going to be incredibly tough to beat.

—-

Now I’m lost...women can control when they have their periods????

What the f••k man!!!

Jesus fkin Christ

Knew it....fkin knew it....all an act.

Well done Gordon Elliot for exposing the scam!

Are we talking about the horse or the jockey here? I'm confused.

[redgunamo]

I didn't know you could compete horses when they're on? Never gave it much thought, of course, but, who knew?

Certainly hounds, bitches, aren't allowed to even show, let alone trial, during their TotM. Prohibited from even entering the premises, they are.

From the Sporting Life’s preview of tomorrow’s Champion Hurdle:

It’s been well documented she (Apples’s Jade) was ‘in season’ (racing term for monthly you know what) at Cheltenham last year, when underperforming in the Mares’ Hurdle, but trainer Gordon Elliott reckons he can control such things better now he knows her cycle and, if she arrives in the form she's been in all campaign, she’s going to be incredibly tough to beat.

—-

Now I’m lost...women can control when they have their periods????

What the f••k man!!!

Jesus fkin Christ

Knew it....fkin knew it....all an act.

Well done Gordon Elliot for exposing the scam!

[Burney]

I didn't know you could compete horses when they're on? Never gave it much thought, of course, but, who knew?

Certainly hounds, bitches, aren't allowed to even show, let alone trial, during their TotM. Prohibited from even entering the premises, they are.

Is that not just because they'd cause chaos with all the boy dogs?

That's not an issue with hurdles, as there's only geldings and mares there - for obvious reasons.

[redgunamo]

Ah, yes. Right. I see.

Is that not just because they'd cause chaos with all the boy dogs?

That's not an issue with hurdles, as there's only geldings and mares there - for obvious reasons.

[Pokster]

Is that not just because they'd cause chaos with all the boy dogs?

That's not an issue with hurdles, as there's only geldings and mares there - for obvious reasons.

But the horse that is "on" will be bloody moody all the ****ing time

[WES]

Bugger.

As Mrs WES is now peri-menopausal I was hoping to get some advice out of this thread.

Beyond racing tips, I mean.

[Tony C]

Apparently it’s called Prostaglandin and used to manipulate hormonic cycles in greyhound bit ches and racehorse mares.

It’s basically an injection to delay things for a few days.

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Only bet so far is an 75/1 each way treble on

Glen Forsa in the Arkle today - unbeaten over fences, impeccable jumping and stays forever. Tough race but I think he gets it done.

Paisley Park in the Stayers Hurdle on Thursday - I said after his last race that we just saw the winner of the Stayers and nothing has changed to make me think otherwise. brutal performance last time. Too good for this lot.

Native River in the Gold Cup on Friday - he wins it like he did last year...from the front with his stamina assured.

[IUFG]

Apparently it’s called Prostaglandin and used to manipulate hormonic cycles in greyhound bit ches and racehorse mares.

It’s basically an injection to delay things for a few days.

-

Only bet so far is an 75/1 each way treble on

Glen Forsa in the Arkle today - unbeaten over fences, impeccable jumping and stays forever. Tough race but I think he gets it done.

Paisley Park in the Stayers Hurdle on Thursday - I said after his last race that we just saw the winner of the Stayers and nothing has changed to make me think otherwise. brutal performance last time. Too good for this lot.

Native River in the Gold Cup on Friday - he wins it like he did last year...from the front with his stamina assured.

an each way treble?

do you win very often, t?