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Thread: Brum pitch invader

  1. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Not if you're tall.
    That's what you think, but as the drips from your umbrella trickle down the necks of shorter people, they are calling you a cùnt. FACT.

    Embrace the cap, psrb. Be a gentleman.

  2. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Not as stylish as my own.

    I look suave, urbane, slightly dangerous almost.

    You look like a man cutting turf.
    I look like a man at ease with his rural environment. You look like a middle-aged gurrier.

  3. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!
    If only the authorities acted with similar stealth and punishment towards knife crime.

  4. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version
    Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.
    They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.

  6. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.
    My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls...iABEgJw0PD_BwE

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls...iABEgJw0PD_BwE
    Umbrellas are essentially selfish for men to use imo, and golfing umbrellas are doubly selfish. "I'm alright Jack".

    Ladies need to stop their hair getting wet so are permitted to use them.

  8. #38
    I heard a lot of pundits saying it should be illegal etc.

    I am pretty sure there are laws and bans in place already for these things and have been for many years.

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