So Tim Stillman says that the US women's soccer team deserve wage parity with their

[Sir C]

You could argue that positioning yourself as an authority on the women's game is a helluva a shrewd move financially speaking, given that affirmative action is likely to give birds' football a huge boost over the coming years.

Well yes, but how fúcking depressing must it be, watching that shít and pretending it matters?

Christ, even for a soulless, money-motivated Jesus-killer like yourself, the thought of living such a lie must be difficlut to imagine?