The thing that struck me about that chap who sucker-punched Jack Grealish was what a

[Burney]

I'm all over Xhaka, but then I always have been. A proper classy footballer.

Here's the ones I like:

Kolasinac
Koscielny
Holding
Papa
Ramsey
Ozil
Lacazette
Xhaka

The rest, not so much.

That is a pleasing list - and largely coincides with mine. I like Lacazette's neatness. He's a lovely, tidy-looking chap. Not like his strike partner, who looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards