I don't think I'd go so far as to call the Xhaka goal a de gea mistake.

[Burney]

Well, I haven't used a protractor to measure it accurately, of course, but given that it starts of going to De Gea's left, causing him to step to his left, and ends up in the right hand side of the goal, 90 degrees probably isn't much of an exaggeration.

I've sort of given up watching any of the punditry. It just makes me shout at the tv, which causes minor ripples in the otherwise undisturned lake of serenity which is Sir C Towers.

I don't usually, but thought I'd watch it for the fun of seeing Neville's face.

It really is bizarre that, of all the footballers who have retired in recent years, anyone trying to recruit a pundit would ever think of Jamie Carragher.

I mean how many people turned them down before they arrived at that thick, screeching cùnt?