Two deeply disturbing things last night then

[Burney]

You’d **** it up though. You’d buy them a diesel Peugeot or some other piece of ****.

Ah, there you are. How went the consultation?

[Sir C]

Ah, there you are. How went the consultation?

Not until 5.30, sadly. I’ll let you know.

[Burney]

Not until 5.30, sadly. I’ll let you know.

Fúcling he'll. Drawing out the suspense, aren't they?

[Burney]

He’s got no hope. Jews know nothing from cars. They just don’t get what cars are about. Comes from hundreds of years wandering around in the desert, I suppose.

Right. As any fule kno, the most important thing in any car is boot space.

[Sir C]

Fúcling he'll. Drawing out the suspense, aren't they?

I suspect he won’t even have had the lab results yet. He hadn’t had them yesterday... he’s going to look up my bugle, tell me it looks fine and that I should come back next week for results.

[Burney]

I suspect he won’t even have had the lab results yet. He hadn’t had them yesterday... he’s going to look up my bugle, tell me it looks fine and that I should come back next week for results.

Seriously? I'd tell him there's no point turning up unless he's got them.

[Pokster]

I suspect he won’t even have had the lab results yet. He hadn’t had them yesterday... he’s going to look up my bugle, tell me it looks fine and that I should come back next week for results.

He's basically a Spurs fan and just doesn't want you watching the game tonight

[Luis Anaconda]

I suspect he won’t even have had the lab results yet. He hadn’t had them yesterday... he’s going to look up my bugle, tell me it looks fine and that I should come back next week for results.

Hope all goes well

[Sir C]

Hope all goes well

Thank you la.

[SWv2]

Not until 5.30, sadly. I’ll let you know.

That's not good.

Last consultation of the day is normally reserved for the very bad news. Ah well.