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Thread: Now that, gentlemen, is how you take an historic penalty .. you step toward

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    Now that, gentlemen, is how you take an historic penalty .. you step toward

    the ball with a calm and steely demeanour that shows you are not afraid of the task even though some half a billion people worldwide are about to witness your endeavour.

    You exchange some direct eye contact with the keeper so as to inform him you will shortly be leathering the pig bag past him into the net and there ain't much he can do about it.

    You briefly consider the cock between your legs - for you actually have one - and savour the prospect of how your lady love will this very evening be making an exquisite fuss of it - and you take the last few steps forward before belting the fackin' thing with such velocity and precision that even the lordly Gianluigi Buffon (fumbling old cúnt) has no chance.

    That! Mr Aba-bamma-boom-bang is how you do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    the ball with a calm and steely demeanour that shows you are not afraid of the task even though some half a billion people worldwide are about to witness your endeavour.

    You exchange some direct eye contact with the keeper so as to inform him you will shortly be leathering the pig bag past him into the net and there ain't much he can do about it.

    You briefly consider the cock between your legs - for you actually have one - and savour the prospect of how your lady love will this very evening be making an exquisite fuss of it - and you take the last few steps forward before belting the fackin' thing with such velocity and precision that even the lordly Gianluigi Buffon (fumbling old cúnt) has no chance.

    That! Mr Aba-bamma-boom-bang is how you do it.
    THIS, H, is how you take a late pelanty for the Arsenal
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Yep, fairplay to him. He certainly knew a free hit when he saw it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    the ball with a calm and steely demeanour that shows you are not afraid of the task even though some half a billion people worldwide are about to witness your endeavour.

    You exchange some direct eye contact with the keeper so as to inform him you will shortly be leathering the pig bag past him into the net and there ain't much he can do about it.

    You briefly consider the cock between your legs - for you actually have one - and savour the prospect of how your lady love will this very evening be making an exquisite fuss of it - and you take the last few steps forward before belting the fackin' thing with such velocity and precision that even the lordly Gianluigi Buffon (fumbling old cúnt) has no chance.

    That! Mr Aba-bamma-boom-bang is how you do it.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Yep, fairplay to him. He certainly knew a free hit when he saw it.
    It was never a no ball though, r

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    the ball with a calm and steely demeanour that shows you are not afraid of the task even though some half a billion people worldwide are about to witness your endeavour.

    You exchange some direct eye contact with the keeper so as to inform him you will shortly be leathering the pig bag past him into the net and there ain't much he can do about it.



    You briefly consider the cock between your legs - for you actually have one - and savour the prospect of how your lady love will this very evening be making an exquisite fuss of it - and you take the last few steps forward before belting the fackin' thing with such velocity and precision that even the lordly Gianluigi Buffon (fumbling old cúnt) has no chance.

    That! Mr Aba-bamma-boom-bang is how you do it.
    Oh shut it you clod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastgermanautos View Post
    Oh shut it you clod.
    You are the new, alternate-universe Gunner Since Time Began. The 4pm folly.

    No offence, like.

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    All the money in the world and the best they can do is a washed Italian 50 year old in goal

    Weekend should be fun...McTominay vs Gwen...a bust up for the ages...well at least our namby pamby modern premier league.

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