about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.
When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.
He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after
DRFC? He got mercilessly mocked and left.Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.
When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.
He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after
.Did he have a big nose?about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.
When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.
He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after
They’re awful tight with their money, you know.
Anti-semitism's back in fashion, I reckon. I reckon they'll be doing pogromming the fùck out of Finchley soon.
Oh yes. First Momentum made it acceptable, now Jeremy’s making it fashionable.
A redundant question as he was jewish. If they have the misfortune to be born with a schozz of normal proportions their mothers dash there brains out on the rocks and hurl them into the Red Sea. It's all very biblical.
I do believe that was him yes! Well remembered.
Don Roper Fan Club, if I recall correctly. He lived in America, I thought. He had a profile picture of himself that appeared to show him cottaging in a back alley while wearing a shiny bomber jacket.
I think the comment 'My uncle Kurt died in Auschwitz - he fell out of one of the watchtowers' finished him off.
“Poor Uncle Kurt.” **** me, I was howling.
Yes. We can all smash the windows of Tesco and Marks and Sparks.
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