Saturday reminded me how much I hate North London Derbies.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

What was his record like in the big games in Germany? I think he has only scored in one game against the other big 5 since he signed for us. Little bit disappointing.

[Rich]

What was his record like in the big games in Germany? I think he has only scored in one game against the other big 5 since he signed for us. Little bit disappointing.

I always feel that Xhaka would take a mean penalty. Auba has scored lots of goals for us but I can't help but feel I'd rather have Lacazette.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Isn't that the first one he's missed for us you gigantic racist?

He missedone vs City just after he signed. We were 3-0 down at the time. Can't remember whether it was LC final or the league game just after.

[Burney]

He missedone vs City just after he signed. We were 3-0 down at the time. Can't remember whether it was LC final or the league game just after.

Lacazette is much betterer. You can tell because he has a sensible haircut, a nice, neat beard, is always well turned-out and is generally just a nice, tidy package.

O'Fingerbang, on the other hand, looks like a slovenly shower of shít topped off with a cùnt's haircut.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Lacazette is much betterer. You can tell because he has a sensible haircut, a nice, neat beard, is always well turned-out and is generally just a nice, tidy package.

O'Fingerbang, on the other hand, looks like a slovenly shower of shít topped off with a cùnt's haircut.

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[Rich]

Lacazette is much betterer. You can tell because he has a sensible haircut, a nice, neat beard, is always well turned-out and is generally just a nice, tidy package.

O'Fingerbang, on the other hand, looks like a slovenly shower of shít topped off with a cùnt's haircut.

They both perform infantile celebrations, though. Can you imagine Anderson backflipping around the square every time he took a five-for?

What's wrong with a fist pump and some back slapping?

[Tony C]

Shame about the pen...I was most looking forward to the Spider-Man mask coming out.

Could be worse ie Balloteli

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Don't care. If you take one that badly in the 90th minute of a game against Tottenham, you've proved you're utterly lacking in moral fibre and worthy only of contempt. He's dead to me.

Got it. Dennis is still a legend as he only missed one against ManU in the FA cup semi final. No doubt, not as bad?

[Burney]

Got it. Dennis is still a legend as he only missed one against ManU in the FA cup semi final. No doubt, not as bad?

Worse. Dennis' miss was utterly appalling and I'll hold it against him to my dying day.

It's only all the other great stuff he did that stops me hating him for it. Umbongumbongotheydrinkitinthecongo has no such mitigation.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Lacazette is much betterer. You can tell because he has a sensible haircut, a nice, neat beard, is always well turned-out and is generally just a nice, tidy package.

O'Fingerbang, on the other hand, looks like a slovenly shower of shít topped off with a cùnt's haircut.

Proper French, init? Not a colonial.