I have just received an email from someone whose job title is 'Outreach Warrior'.

[Burney]

I hope they don't push a tube up my winkie. That's what I hope.

Mate, they're operating on your nose. Why would they catheterise you?

[Sir C]

Mate, they're operating on your nose. Why would they catheterise you?

In case I píss myself? I don't know. Why do they catheterise anyone?

[Burney]

In case I píss myself? I don't know. Why do they catheterise anyone?

I've been operated on twice in my life. On neither occasion did they catheterise me (although a very camp nurse did shave off half my pubes once).

[SWv2]

I'm pretty sure I went there for either a requiem mass or for the marriage of some cousin or other. The former, I think.

They also have a canteen / restaurant thing which I happened upon when looking for the office.

Scones, soup, quiches - that sort of thing. I was thinking I may lunch there one day but then I thought what sort of person would lunch in a a church environment.

[Burney]

They also have a canteen / restaurant thing which I happened upon when looking for the office.

Scones, soup, quiches - that sort of thing. I was thinking I may lunch there one day but then I thought what sort of person would lunch in a a church environment.

Very wise, sw. After all, someone might come up to you and start talking about religion. And where would you get a drink?

There's a cafe near me that keeps advertising lunch dishes that sound really nice. However, it has no licence, so there is zero chance of me ever eating there. It's harsh, but a man has to have principles.