Question: English slang or usage. "You certainly are one crazy b!tch."

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

That's American usage. You are certainly one bat-fuvcking psycho. You are really one dumb crackalacka ho.

Stuff like that. What would one say in English slang? Imagine you're writing dialogue for a Guy Ritchie movie. Thanks in advance.

We're not sexist in the same way. What with us being semi-civilised compared to them.

I reckon the worst any of us would ever say is "Don't be such a silly bint" and even then, it would have to be in exceptional circumstances.

But you know, that's because we have the King James' Bible, Shakespeare, the Romantics etc.

Septics should learn their own lingo. I don't give a fück if it's Spanish, Native Ameri-Indian, Esparanto or whatever. But they should be fined $100 for every English word they use that has a pre-1776 or UK origin as per the OED.