I can't be the only person who read the last word of this line wrong
But despite being active in the LQBT community in Liverpool, immigration officials claim the father-of-two has lied about his sexuality to stay in the UK, highlighting his current single status as 'proof'.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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This can’t be real loooooool