Maybe Emery is this geenration's Rioch.

[Sir C]

Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shítty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!

[Burney]

Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shítty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!

Criteria for the job:

1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax

[Sir C]

Criteria for the job:

1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax

6/ An obsession with 'the values of the club'
7/ Being liddle bit not so weird as Arsene
8/ Dutch this time

[Burney]

6/ An obsession with 'the values of the club'
7/ Being liddle bit not so weird as Arsene
8/ Dutch this time

Yes, Dutch'd be nice. With a nice face like that lovely Martin Jol chap.*



*Yes, I know he managed Tottenham, but he seemed really nice. I hated having to call his mother a whore.

[Sir C]

Yes, Dutch'd be nice. With a nice face like that lovely Martin Jol chap.*



*Yes, I know he managed Tottenham, but he seemed really nice. I hated having to call his mother a whore.

Not the virtue-signalling type. A no-nonsense type like a Haan or a Neeskens.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Criteria for the job:

1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax

. . . . . .

[SWv2]

Criteria for the job:

1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax

A kind face?

Let's be clear here, if those rumours had turned out to be true nobody would have been surprised.

[Burney]

A kind face?

Let's be clear here, if those rumours had turned out to be true nobody would have been surprised.

How. Dare. You.

Look at this lovely smile.

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PS I will find you and cut you for what you've said.

[Monty92]

Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shítty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!

You need to stop sh*talking about Unai, mmmmmm-k?

Final warning.

[Sir C]

You need to stop sh*talking about Unai, mmmmmm-k?

Final warning.

Fúck off bignose, or I';ll set Berni on you. He knows how to deal with your sort.

You realise that I haven't said a single thing against Emery, do you?