Afternoon all. How is everybody?

[Peter]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

[Sir C]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

We've been worried about you, p. What news of your mental ex? Will you be joining the exciting new Centrist party? Did I tell you I have nosecancer?

[IUFG]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

been stalked by the ex much, p?

[PSRB]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

Excellent stuff. Any opinion on Chelsea's £75m keeper? Rubbish, isn't he?

[7sisters]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

Good to see you back, P. A few of the chaps feared you may have been putrifying in a Colchester skip.

[Luis Anaconda]

Excellent stuff. Any opinion on Chelsea's £75m keeper? Rubbish, isn't he?

Did he **** up again last night - didn't see the game

Also Hello Peter

[PSRB]

Did he **** up again last night - didn't see the game

Also Hello Peter

Well, I think he should have saved Pogba's header, yes he got loads behind it but Kepa got his hand to it.......a bit chocolate wristy, imo

[Peter]

We've been worried about you, p. What news of your mental ex? Will you be joining the exciting new Centrist party? Did I tell you I have nosecancer?

It's gone about as well as I could have hoped thus far. Nothing at work, no stalking, just occasional bursts of sustained verbal abuse via voicemail, email etc. I am moving to phase 2 which is getting the house situation resolved.

Sorry to hear about your bugle. What's the deal there?

[Ash]

I'm still alive and, in the main, grateful for it

Glad you're still with us, Pierre.

Meanwhile we've had some nice musical conversations without you to tell us all we're all wrong.

[Peter]

Good to see you back, P. A few of the chaps feared you may have been putrifying in a Colchester skip.

I havent set foot in Colchester in six weeks. No reason for me to go back until the house is on the market. Its a ****hole anyway.

Chelmsford is as boring as ****.....