Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

who was filling up Mesut's Porsche in front of us.

He was extremely insistent that Ozil is going nowhere.

Asked if he meant until the summer, and he said "no, after that too, we stay, we stay!"

Of course he is staying. Who in their right mind will take a 30 year old on £350K a week and is not in the team?

[PSRB]

Of course he is staying. Who in their right mind will take a 30 year old on £350K a week and is not in the team?

A Chinese team, whether he'd go there or not, is a different matter