When we played there under AW 18 months ago, we were 3-0 up in a flash.

Under Dick it's only their poor finishing that explains why we are 1-0 not 3-0 down at HT.

Still, I'm sure we'll turn it round.

Our squad is worth £540m vs their £10m appparently.

Why doesn't the Septic sell all our players and buy theirs? Then he'd be half a bil richer (which he does care about) and we'd have a better team (which he doesn't.)

Still, I bet Dick would bench Hleb and try and force him out of the club. No creativity round here, thank you very much.

Well done, AFTV fückwits. This is your karma. Hope you're enjoying having paid a few hundred quid to stand in the cold and watch that.