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Thread: Monty’s top Valentine’s Day tip for 2019

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Nothing wrong with Valentine's Day provided a chap sees it for what it is; a good excuse to enjoy a fine bottle of champagne and some excellent chocolates. Nothing wrong with that.

    As long as you don't fall for the ridiculously expensive flowers or pointless card nonsense all is good.

    In my case it shall be Laurent Perrier Rose, Charbonnet and Walker truffles (probably salted caramel) and dinner at my local, which does good food.

    And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army.

    Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion over common sense. You don't put salt in yer tea, so why put it in chocolates?

    Anyhoo, chocolates are for girls, Shirley.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army.

    Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion over common sense. You don't put salt in yer tea, so why put it in chocolates?

    Anyhoo, chocolates are for girls, Shirley.
    This ^^.

    Salted caramel. Rancid shíte.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    This ^^.

    Salted caramel. Rancid shíte.
    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-lif...KXXs9xvDCY28ns

    This seems perfect though

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    And in this case some Champagne Football from Unai Emery's 5-2-0-3 Army.

    Salted chocolates are an abomination imo. Another triumph of fashion over common sense. You don't put salt in yer tea, so why put it in chocolates?

    Anyhoo, chocolates are for girls, Shirley.
    Actually I went for Veuve Clicquot Rose as it's just as good and was 10 quid cheaper #wannabejew

    And salted caramel is food for the gods. Caramel is good. Salt is good. And it compliments the caramel. Perfect.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    So, we all know that the chicks are weirdly sentimental about Valentine’s, even the ones who claim not to be, whereas us blokes couldn’t give a shiny sh*t.

    The one major upside to this is that, if you play it right, sexytime is very much on the cards.

    However, should you be considering a Netflix ‘n Chill kind of evening as a precursor, I strongly recommend that you steer clear of acclaimed Oscar nominee “Roma”, which features a still birth scene that is highly likely to kibbosh any aspirations you may have had about getting your dick wet

    **** that.... I told the wife years ago, when she was not my wife, that I do not do valentines day. Take it or leave it. She obviously made the right decision
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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