I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was

[Monty92]

You sound like my estate agent

Long yards you're using there, my friend.

He lives in a small mansion at one end, three doors down from the heath. You live half a mile away at the other end, in a crumbling block of flats on the dual carriageway A1 in East Finchley.

[Ash]

You sound like my estate agent

Yes, I thought you were supposed be happily lodged in Margate by now and banging your landlady, in a JMW Turner stylee.

[Monty92]

Yes, I thought you were supposed be happily lodged in Margate by now and banging your landlady, in a JMW Turner stylee.

Yes, but thanks to Brexit-voting swivel eyed xylophones like you, the housing market has stalled, and despite our illustrious neighbours, no c*nt wants to buy our flat.

So I hope your petty little protest vote was worth it

[Ash]

Yes, but thanks to Brexit-voting swivel eyed xylophones like you, the housing market has stalled, and despite our illustrious neighbours, no c*nt wants to buy our flat.

So I hope your petty little protest vote was worth it

Of course a downwards adjustment is long overdue. If everybody just recognised the reality and put the feckin prices down then things would get moving again.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Of course a downwards adjustment is long overdue. If everybody just recognised the reality and put the feckin prices down then things would get moving again.

delusion about property value that has the likes of Monty feeling puzzled that no-one is willing to pay a fortune for his squalid basement flat in Willesden.