Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
I'm within 100 yards of Mesut Ozil whenever we're both at home This is because we both live on the same leafy Hampstead avenue - one of multiple reasons why my life is fundamentally better than yours.
Long yards you're using there, my friend.

He lives in a small mansion at one end, three doors down from the heath. You live half a mile away at the other end, in a crumbling block of flats on the dual carriageway A1 in East Finchley.