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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I'm ghost-writing a email from someone to Kobe Bryant*. Is this the sort of language one should use these days?



    *B's in America - he can explain who Kobe Bryant is
    Indubitably. 'Pon my honour, Sir, your missive to Mr or Mrs Bryant simply must display the sublimity of that most opulent of languages, viz, English.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I'm ghost-writing a email from someone to Kobe Bryant*. Is this the sort of language one should use these days?



    *B's in America - he can explain who Kobe Bryant is
    He's a baller. Kobe, not Burney. Or was anyway. Both of them. So to speak.

    'Thanking you in advance for your attention to this matter'

    Anyone who writes this deserves a painful death imo.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I'm ghost-writing a email from someone to Kobe Bryant*. Is this the sort of language one should use these days?



    *B's in America - he can explain who Kobe Bryant is
    I believe him to be a large, rapey, black gentleman, la. Is that correct?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    He's a baller. Kobe, not Burney. Or was anyway. Both of them. So to speak.

    'Thanking you in advance for your attention to this matter'

    Anyone who writes this deserves a painful death imo.
    For once I agree with you

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I believe him to be a large, rapey, black gentleman, la. Is that correct?
    Something like that - though it was never proven

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    In short, it's a conspirass?

    I heard the queen did it, but she was in lizard form at the time, it was all to do with faking the moon landings and Elvis shooting Paul McCartney on the steps of his apartment building in New York that time.
    Of course, it was the CIA itself who invented the pejorative term "conspiracy theory" to be used against anyone questioning the official narrative of the shooting.

    Pretty much proves they did it imo. #GeorgeBushDidIt

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Of course, it was the CIA itself who invented the pejorative term "conspiracy theory" to be used against anyone questioning the official narrative of the shooting.

    Pretty much proves they did it imo. #GeorgeBushDidIt
    Iíve no idea who did it or why (and donít much care), but all I can tell you is that - having seen the layout - the official story makes very little logistical sense.

  8. #18

    Chief Arrowhead's precise reaction when he went there for the first time. He didn't

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Iím here. Itís Dallas. Iíve just had breakfast. Couldnít face the grits.

    Itís fýcking cold here and I went to the Texas Book Suppository yesterday.
    BÚllocks was Oswald the only shooter imo. Going there has convinced me.
    believe that even a highly trained marksman could've got one into Kennedy's head from that window.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    believe that even a highly trained marksman could've got one into Kennedy's head from that window.
    Itís all the wrong way around, h. The window is at the front top left as you look out. Heíd have been in the worst possible position to make those two shots firing right-handed as the car was going away from him, narrowing the angle all the time. And weíre expected to believe he hit him twice? Balls imo.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Itís all the wrong way around, h. The window is at the front top left as you look out. Heíd have been in the worst possible position to make those two shots firing right-handed as the car was going away from him, narrowing the angle all the time. And weíre expected to believe he hit him twice? Balls imo.
    Has no highly trained marksman ever been allowed to look out that window and comment?

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