I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

[Rich]

Indoor.

Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.

Would you mind if I asked 'why?'

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh, fùck that, then. Needy little cùnts can find some other sucker.

And the little ****s sting you when they get the 'ump

[Viva Prat Vegas]

David Banner got stung once
Didn't end well

[Burney]

Isn't the whole point of bees that the eat/absorb/drink nectar and in turn provide vital pollination services to our flora?

This was my understanding, r. There’s a chap on my allotments who has hives and wants us all to get into beekeeping. Given that the place is literally covered in flowering plants, I assumed it’d be(e) a doddle.
But this talk of feeding and hive temperature has put me right off.

[Burney]

David Banner got stung once
Didn't end well

‘Don’t make me ang-bee’?

[Sir C]

When your nose falls off you can do that job

My nose isn't going to fall off. Once the tumour within is the size of a watermelon, it will be amputated.

[Sir C]

Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.

Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

No offence to any Micks.

[SWv2]

Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

No offence to any Micks.

None taken.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Have you tried filling the aquarium with water?

[SWv2]

Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.

Nah, they are just tricky wee fúckers to keep and can die as a result of a trauma as insignificant as massive changes in water temperatures.



My latest guppy died on Sunday last. He was alive in the morning, then I noticed him just lying dead on the filter about an hour later. I expect he knew we were playing City and just literally lost the will to live.