I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

[PSRB]

I have fish.

I try to keep them but the wee fúckers keep dying with alarming regularity.

Contemplating getting another tropical fish tank, just keep coming back to the same thought, "Can I be bothered?!"

[Rich]

Is it because they are dependent?

I'm down to one chicken. Poor, lonely Millicent. I don't want to get new ones until she dies, but it's sad to see a poor old hen trotting around without any sisters to keep her company.

How about a cockerel to pay her his respects?

[Burney]

I have fish.

I try to keep them but the wee fúckers keep dying with alarming regularity.

Are these indoor fish or outdoor fish, sw?

[Burney]

How about a cockerel to pay her his respects?

There’s not much respect in bird sex, r. It’s pretty damn rapey.
Ducks, for instance. Basically the Jimmy Saviles of the avian realm.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Rich "How about a cockerel to pay her his respects?"

#Spursy

[Sir C]

I don't think bees are dependent. They do their bee thing and we just provide the hive and nick their honey.

I have been considering bees recently. But it's a lot of arseing about and getting stung just for honey given that I probably eat about a quarter of a jar of honey a year.

I could make mead, I suppose.

I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

[SWv2]

Are these indoor fish or outdoor fish, sw?

Indoor.

Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.

[Burney]

I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

Oh, fùck that, then. Needy little cùnts can find some other sucker.

[Rich]

I've looked into it. Maintaining the correct hive temperature is critical. Also you have to feed the buzzy little fúckers.

Isn't the whole point of bees that the eat/absorb/drink nectar and in turn provide vital pollination services to our flora?

[Burney]

Indoor.

Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.

Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.