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Thread: I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Indoor.

    Your everyday average tropical fish B - the guppy, the platy, the Tetra.
    Would you mind if I asked 'why?'

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, fùck that, then. Needy little cùnts can find some other sucker.
    And the little cúnts sting you when they get the 'ump

  3. #23
    David Banner got stung once
    Didn't end well
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Isn't the whole point of bees that the eat/absorb/drink nectar and in turn provide vital pollination services to our flora?
    This was my understanding, r. There’s a chap on my allotments who has hives and wants us all to get into beekeeping. Given that the place is literally covered in flowering plants, I assumed it’d be(e) a doddle.
    But this talk of feeding and hive temperature has put me right off.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    David Banner got stung once
    Didn't end well
    ‘Don’t make me ang-bee’?

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    When your nose falls off you can do that job
    My nose isn't going to fall off. Once the tumour within is the size of a watermelon, it will be amputated.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.
    Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

    No offence to any Micks.

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Tick Paddy's sticking Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag cod in butter sauce into his goldfish bowl and wonder why they don't swim, begorrah.

    No offence to any Micks.
    None taken.

  9. #29
    Have you tried filling the aquarium with water?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Sounds to me like you should have a word with your supplier. He’s clearly sellingbyou shīt fish.
    Nah, they are just tricky wee fúckers to keep and can die as a result of a trauma as insignificant as massive changes in water temperatures.



    My latest guppy died on Sunday last. He was alive in the morning, then I noticed him just lying dead on the filter about an hour later. I expect he knew we were playing City and just literally lost the will to live.

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