I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You non-chicken-keeping ****.

Well at least I'm not having homo-erotic dreams about defecating demons which is clearly a simple metaphor for your subliminal desire to do sodomy to another man!

[Sir C]

Well at least I'm not having homo-erotic dreams about defecating demons which is clearly a simple metaphor for your subliminal desire to do sodomy to another man!

Have you ever pulled jobbies out of a urinal, h? I bet you have.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Have you ever pulled jobbies out of a urinal, h? I bet you have.

Pulled 'em out of yer mum's arse c

[Pokster]

Have you ever pulled jobbies out of a urinal, h? I bet you have.

When your nose falls off you can do that job

[Sir C]

When your nose falls off you can do that job

My nose isn't going to fall off. Once the tumour within is the size of a watermelon, it will be amputated.